{"id":15544,"date":"2026-03-08T20:00:00","date_gmt":"2026-03-08T12:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bodyswapfiction.com\/enter\/?p=15544"},"modified":"2026-03-08T19:31:01","modified_gmt":"2026-03-08T11:31:01","slug":"not-to-be-rude","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bodyswapfiction.com\/enter\/not-to-be-rude\/","title":{"rendered":"Not to be rude"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">When Jon accidentally swapped bodies with his best friend, Erica, they agreed to pretend to be each other until they could switch back. The only rule was &#8216;no sex&#8217;.<br>But what was Jon to do when Erica&#8217;s girlfriend, Dani, came home horny? He couldn&#8217;t not have sex with her. That would be rude. As a compromise, he intended to made her do all the work.<br>Jon lay on his back in his best friend&#8217;s body, legs spread wide, pussy on full display. He was already humming from being in Erica&#8217;s body when Dani stuck out her tongue and licked him long and slow. God, the feel of her tongue tracing his slick entrance just increased the wonderful pressure inside him. Soon, he was grabbing Erica&#8217;s tits and begging for more as Erica slid several fingers inside, spreading Jon&#8217;s new body apart. She worked him until the pressure exploded in him and he orgasmed in a gasping, wiggling climax, enjoying every second of Erica&#8217;s pleasure.<br>Then it was Jon&#8217;s turn to reciprocate. What was he going to do? He couldn&#8217;t not eat her out. That would be rude. As a compromise, he intended to only use two fingers and his tongue.<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/bodyswapfiction.com\/enter\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/Andi-Rose-and-Haley-Reed.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"900\" height=\"900\" data-attachment-id=\"15546\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/bodyswapfiction.com\/enter\/not-to-be-rude\/andi-rose-and-haley-reed\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/bodyswapfiction.com\/enter\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/Andi-Rose-and-Haley-Reed.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"900,900\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Andi Rose and Haley Reed\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/bodyswapfiction.com\/enter\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/Andi-Rose-and-Haley-Reed.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/bodyswapfiction.com\/enter\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/Andi-Rose-and-Haley-Reed.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-15546\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bodyswapfiction.com\/enter\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/Andi-Rose-and-Haley-Reed.jpg 900w, https:\/\/bodyswapfiction.com\/enter\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/Andi-Rose-and-Haley-Reed-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/bodyswapfiction.com\/enter\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/Andi-Rose-and-Haley-Reed-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/bodyswapfiction.com\/enter\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/Andi-Rose-and-Haley-Reed-768x768.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 900px) 100vw, 900px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A mother and son accidentally swap bodies and have to learn to understand each other in order to swap back in Freaking Friday, available on <a href=\"https:\/\/bodyswapstories.com\/product\/freaking-friday\/\">Body Swap Stories<\/a> or <a href=\"https:\/\/www.smashwords.com\/books\/view\/1980243\">Smashwords<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/bodyswapstories.com\/product\/freaking-friday\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"400\" height=\"600\" data-attachment-id=\"15518\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/bodyswapfiction.com\/enter\/freaking-friday\/freaking-friday1-small\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/bodyswapfiction.com\/enter\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/Freaking-Friday1-small.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"400,600\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Freaking Friday1 &amp;#8211; 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